For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
