the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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