i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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