I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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