she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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