she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
