I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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