He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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