bring money and cleavage
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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