He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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