at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
