I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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