You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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