Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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