we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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