Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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