marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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