So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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