On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
my liver is dry heaving
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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