no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm at about main and main street
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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