All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i out mim tonsoeep
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