it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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