The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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