yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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