Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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