coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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