so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The feeling are messing with the penis
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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