He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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