I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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