I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
handjob tips. give me some.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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