Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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