thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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