: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
tell me about the fingering
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