The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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