Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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