Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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