You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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