Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
