Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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