i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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