There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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