Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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