How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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