I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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