he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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