well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Come see our sink grown plant.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize
