No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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