It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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