its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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