How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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